Secrets to getting a 9 point....unleashed for you !!!!!

Well,ever since I somehow sneaked in a 9 point, people(in particular Darsana/Darshana(05/CSE/42....for easy reference)(Even she doesn't know which is right,how do u expect me to know!!!!!) have been pestering me for treats and with questions like "how did you manage it?". Well, I answered that I didn't know,which was true then. Well,I thought to myself that how could I really manage such an educational calamity......well it really is one,trust me.After some thinking,I could come up with the following people\incidents who\which have contributed to my result..(Studies ain't there,because that played a very negligible role in the entire process).:-

1. Get yourself neck-deep into music.If you love to perform and can do so,practice for it.Time flies like anything and helps you concentrate in your life a lot better.

2. Involve yourself in all kinds of extra curricular activities possible.Visit all college fests that you know of and ones that you havent heard till now.Develop your skills in these fields.I really enjoyed all those days of drama practices and my trip to IIT-KGP was a real fun-filled one.Now,I cant explain how these actually affected my result but all I can say is that these really refresh your mind,help you think out of the box and give you a well-deserved break from the vicious routine of daily life.

3. Contest the college elections....you don't have to lose it like I did but enjoy it as much as you can.It's a time when you visit almost every guy on the campus and visit hostel wings where you haven't set foot till now.The canvassing is actually fun....people think that you're important and you bask in that glory till the time when the results are announced..I got to know people and this whole incident made me well acquainted with many people and I again got a "well-deserved" break....(do you get the idea that there are too many breaks and less of study activities!!!!).

4. Don't attend classes at all....and when I say at all,it means almost none at all.I'll give you a breakup of the no. of classes i attended and you will understand how I managed the 9 points...

• Compiler Design-8(3 Class Tests)
• Automata-6(1 Class Test)
• Networking-1(1 Class Test)
• Database Management System-1(1 Class Test)
• Operations Research-1(Introductory Class)
  

For all those of you who think that these are not true,feel free to go and see my attendance sheet.I don't know how I didn't land up in trouble due to such drastically low attendance....Probably what my friend Ankur said is true..."Either you should have high attendance like people who go to all classes or low attendance like Anish's to get a 9 point"....

Statutory Warning:- Don't attempt this in other departments.Ankur's theory doesnt work in other depts....you might end up with a supplee or an year lag.

5. And last but not the least,get a friend like Kaustuv Bhattacharya(05/CSE/26...this is for easy reference).This guy has been the sole reason probably why i got such a good result.All my class tests were ditto copies of what he wrote...I didn't bother to study even one line.One week before the exam,I managed to get hold of the syllabus and knew what the subject actually meant....and then on days before the exams,he used to come and teach and explain everything to me..It was actually part of his revision exercise.All I did was listened to what he said and went to the exam hall...I actually didn't write anything as part of my study process.Well,thanks to only him,I managed to pull this off...

Now,you've got an idea of how to go about your semester exams...All those who thought that only studies fetched you marks are absolutely wrong..Follow my steps and taste the path of success.......

P.S.:- Please don't blame me if these don't work out for you....I took the risk and they paid off.Maybe they won't again but then....Who Cares????